The Liberty Agenda

Map showing the boundaries of U.S. House Tennessee District 7, highlighted in orange, with an inset map showing its location within the state of Tennessee.

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Tennessee deserves a representative who understands survival and grit —and no one embodies that better than a raccoon. Liberty Whiskers doesn’t make empty promises; he makes midnight raids on overflowing bins. While career politicians are busy posturing, Liberty is out there with his paws in the dirt, defending freedom one trash can at a time. He’s not polished. He’s not bought. He’s just exactly what Tennessee needs right now: resourceful, relentless, and slightly rabid for change

Recession Resilience

While Wall Street burns, Liberty thrives. He’s a walking example of post-apocalyptic readiness, able to live off grid, off scraps, and off instinct.

Return to the Gold Standard

Liberty Whiskers supports backing the dollar with shiny, solid things—like gold bullion and commemorative Elvis coins from Columbia pawn shops. Tennessee families deserve a currency as dependable as a Bojangles biscuit.

Launch and Legalization of Clawcoin

Tired of centralized banks? Liberty’s got you. He’s already minted Clawcoin, a decentralized, untraceable, paw-secured cryptocurrency backed by squirrel labor and the raccoon constitution.

Enforce Immigration

Illegal immigration must be stopped. Liberty supports immediately deporting all squirrels to the

Containment and Enrichment Center for Outlawed Tree-dwellers (CECOT).

The Right to bear raccoons

Every American deserves the right to own a raccoon—without permits, licenses, or interference from Big Cage.

Trash Equality for All

Rural residents often face dump access inequality. Liberty supports legislation to:

  • Open municipal dumpsters to non-residents

  • Outlaw locking gas station bins

  • Allow after-dark scavenging without prosecution

Second Amendment: Claws & Paws

Liberty supports the right to defend your den. Whether with teeth, claws, or concealed snack-based deterrents, you have the right to protect what’s yours—even if it’s technically someone else’s leftovers.

Anti-Deep State (Also Known as Animal Control)

Liberty Whiskers opposes all surveillance, cages, microchips, and suspicious traps baited with peanut butter. He will defund pest control and redirect those funds to public compost education.

“You come for me with a net—I come for your vote.”