It’s trash can, not trash can’t
Liberty Whiskers is a Libertarian who is proud to seek election to the United States House of Representatives for the TN-07.
Born in the shadows of the Brentwood Chick-fil-A and raised on discarded nuggets of liberty, Liberty Whiskers is not your average congressional candidate… he’s a self-made raccoon who worked his way out of the garbage.
With no trust fund, no super PAC, and no opposable thumbs, Liberty learned early how to survive in a broken system: stay scrappy, stay sharp, and always check the bottom of the dumpster.
He believes in free markets, open bins, and limited animal control. Whether he’s defending your right to own a raccoon, pushing for a return to the gold standard, or minting his own crypto (Clawcoin), Liberty Whiskers is committed to shaking up Washington like a knocked-over garbage can at 3 a.m.
He’s not here to play politics. He’s here to chew wires and fight for freedom. And he’s all out of wires.
Meet the family
Liberty Whiskers comes from a long line of independent, government-distrusting raccoons. His mother, Darla Whiskers, raised five kits on nothing but leftover fries. His father, Clint “The Claw” Whiskers, was a proud anti-establishment scavenger who once escaped a city trap using nothing but a stolen Wendy’s napkin.
Liberty has three brothers, all semi-feral and self-employed in the nighttime snack economy, and one sister, Freeda, who runs a successful compost advocacy group in East Nashville.
While Liberty is single, he’s been in an on-again, off-again relationship with a possum named Janice, who describes him as “singularly focused on serving the people of the TN-07.”
The Whiskers clan doesn’t believe in handouts, and they’ve always taught that freedom, like garbage, is best when fresh and unregulated.