Paid for by Friends of Liberty Whiskers, Trash PAC, and a few generous alley cats.

Liberty Whiskers for Congress (TN-07) is a parody campaign and not affiliated with any real political party, candidate, or actual rodent-based political action committee.

No real currency is accepted unless it’s Clawcoin, which is also fake. Donations made in Clawcoin are symbolic and cannot be exchanged for goods, services, or actual influence, but they may be honored by local possums in informal marketplaces.

Merchandise sales go toward funding the campaign’s artistic operations, underground trash syndicate, and tail-grooming needs. All images, statements, and policies are created in jest and protected as political satire under the First Amendment and the Raccoon Code of Honor (Section 3: “Do No Harm, Take the Nachos”).

If you are a government official, lobbyist, or member of Animal Control: you are legally required to identify yourself and you may not use a net.

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📍 Campaign HQ: Behind the Sonic on Hwy 96, Franklin, TN

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