Liberty Whiskers: “Big Beautiful Bill Belongs in the Dumpster”

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
June 29, 2025
Nashville, Tennessee

Libertarian commentator and satirical raccoon candidate Liberty Whiskers is taking out the trash—this time on Capitol Hill. After Congress hustled a 941-page package dubbed the “Big Beautiful Bill” through a weekend floor vote, Whiskers issued a sharp rebuke.

“I’ve lived in the trash, so I know trash when I smell it. Sneaking a bill through while the public’s asleep is trash behavior,” Whiskers said. “If it were truly big and beautiful, it would face the sunlight with everyone watching.”

Whiskers faulted Senate leaders for forcing lawmakers to decide on a phone-book-sized measure before many could finish skimming the table of contents. “Half the Senate didn’t get past page one, the ink’s still wet on the back-room deals, and they expect a rubber stamp? Not a chance,” he added.

Calling the legislation’s title “painfully silly,” Whiskers pledged to oppose any bill rammed through at midnight without full debate or public review. “I believe in reading what you vote on,” he said. “Until Congress puts transparency ahead of theatrics, the ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ and anything like it will get a firm ‘NO’ from me.”

About Liberty Whiskers
Liberty Whiskers is the gold-standard-loving, Clawcoin-promoting, freedom-fighting raccoon shaking up Tennessee politics. From defending backyard bartering rights to exposing hypocrisy in Washington, Whiskers champions common-sense governance—always with a side of dumpster-fresh honesty.